SCREAM 4: The new generation

So I know I've talked a lot about Summer movies (it is a little hard not to with it being right around the corner), but this past weekend I recently saw Scream 4. I have to say that I was suprised, I'm not sure if it was pleasantly suprised, but I wasn't badly suprised. Scream 4 was actually really funny, it made fun of itself in a not obvious way. It poked fun at all of the previous Scream movies, by not in a "Scary Movie" way; the jokes were actually funny. It was fun to see Courtney Cox Arquette and David Arquette together again on screen in the roles they were playing in which they met (kind of sad now that they are getting divorced).

One of my favorite things about the Scream movies is the fact that the characters talk about the cliches of scary movies; like who is going to die first (obviously the slutty girl with the big boobs, or the stupid kid who is doped up on drugs or the cop who is guarding the house of the next supposed victim); the characters in the Scream movies are always very aware of whose turn to die it is next.




An interesting aspect that was present in Scream 4 that has been different from all of the other movies is the use of technology. This new rendition of the thriller sequence includes webcams, live action video-recording, cell phones and text messaging in it's horror; however I kind of thought that this took something away from the scare factor of the movie. In the old movies it was terrifying when the phone would ring and the character would answer the phone only to hear a deep scary voice asking, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Just like in the preview, "In the beginnning, one call started it all." Scary right? The effect of the same words in a text message is just not as frightening (unless you can't read of course and then you have much bigger problems). There was something so simple in the original phone call that was terrifying for the characters onscreen and therefore was frightening for the audience.

Not only did the text messaging take away from the scary factor, but a few other things did too. I was actually suprised by how not scary many of the moments in Screm 4 were; there were a TON of times when the entire auditorium was histerically laughing, not that I didn't like that because hey, I love to laugh, I just wasn't expecting it. I was expecting to be shocked with horror and scared out of my mind by a madman on the loose with a scary mask and butcher knife. It was a little disappointing not going to lie.


All in all, I'm glad that I paid the thirteen dollars to go see it (isn't it getting ridiculous that it costs thirteen dollars to see a movie in this town nowadays?!) because at the end of the day what it often comes down to is the people you are watching the movie with. The people who were in the theatre the night I saw it were awesome and laughed at everything, which made me laugh at everything.


I would definitely suggest that you guys ALL go see Scream 4. Until next time, eat a cinnamon roll, I just had one and it was delicious.

Roll-Out the Summer Movies

Now that Oscar season is over, we are crossing over into that epic time of year where the most creative and insightful movies are hitting the Silver screen. These movies are so indepth and really cause you to think passionately and reflectively about your life....Ok, I'm obviosuly kidding here people. Summer movies are starting to hit theatres, and do you know what that means? It means movies about a gecko or lizzard or whatever the heck Rango is, wearing a cowboy hat and riding around "town." To be honest, I don't really know what that movie is about, nor do I care to find out.

While not every movie can make you want to think in-depth thoughts about your pathetic life, or want to change who you are and finally pursue that dream you have been meaning to tackle for your entire life; not every movie has to be plain old stupid either. But that's where summer movies come in. While some perfectly serve their purpose as being entertaining during the months when no one has anything to do but go to the movies and watch films that are just 'entertaining', some are just downright durmb- such as Gnomeo and Juliet. Really? A movie about a love story between GARDEN GNOMES? Do kids really go for this stuff these days?

Apart from these epically horrible films, there are some that could definitely be entertaining and maybe even a little bit good. Some movies that I am looking forward to seeing this summer are Soul Surfer (who doesn't want to see an inspirational story about a girl who overcame her fear of the water after getting her arm bitten off by a shark and return to be an award-winning surfer?) and even Scream 4 (I've been waiting 8 years for this one to come out.)

The summer is quickly approaching and if the non-challant, passe movies at the box-office aren't a clue to how the summer mood is sneaking into the atmosphere, then maybe you should step outside because it is 75 degrees and gorgeous.

Until next time, get yourself some lemonade, sunglasses and sit your movie-watching butt outside.

A Sigh of Relief

It's over people. The Oscars, as much as it saddens be to finally be rid of James Franco's stoned lines on that epic night last week, I am so excited at the outcomes of the Oscar winners. I think we all knew that Colin First was going to win Best Actor, he greatly deserved it, I mean come on his movie was in the box office for like 6 months, he should at least get some recognition. No, but in all seriousness, Firth not only played the role of King George with accuracy and truth, he commanded the role and made it his own.


Here is the clip of all of the Best actor nominee's and Colin Firth's acceptance speech. There is a great shot of James Franco looking quite happy and a little loopy (hm I wonder why). It was also nice to see Sandra Bullock looking very elegant and keeping her charm and wit that she always has.

Also, very elegant was Natalie Portman's acceptance speech. She looks beautiful pregnant. It seems really special to me because she is pregnant with the child of the man that she met on the set of Black Swan while she was winning the award for Best Actress for Black Swan, very cute. I wonder if she'll name her daughter Swan, or after the character in her movie. I thought it was really nice of her as well, to thank the people behind the scenes that normally don't get thanked in her acceptance speech. Someone makes her look good and it is not Natalie herself, she thanked her make-up artist and wardrobe assistants as well as the costume designer and the person, who I presume brought her coffee every morning. Nice Natalie, nice. You can watch the clip below, because what is the fun just listening to me talk about it if you can't read it for yourself?

Now that the Oscar's are over, what are we supposed to do? Well no fear kids, there is plenty to do around here. Why don't you rent that movie that you have always been dying to watch, Wag the Dog (it's actually a really epic and has a TON of political humor). You could play with your dog maybe? Or cook dinner for your family, they've been dying to have that roasted pork loin again that you cooked last week, or maybe that's just me.


No but for real, there is a lot of stuff to do around town. If you in Los Angeles, not only is there another crop of movies coming out, but there are some pretty good theatre shows going on around town. Check out The Pantages and Center Theatre Group. Jane Fonda is in a show right now called 33 Variations at Center Theatre Group, which I have heard is supposed to be quite ravishing. Until I see it for myself, I cannot give you any of my personal opinions (I know you're heartbroken), but I'll get on it as soon as I can.


I'm going out of town, so I probably won't write for a week or two, but don't worry guys, I'lll be backkkkk :) Until next time, do some laundry, because your clothes smell.

Oscar Hives and Walk the Line

The Oscar's are on Sunday people. I am so ecstatic I literally don't think I am going to be able to contain myself for the next few days. In order to calm myself down a little bit, I'm going to talk about one of my all-time favorite movies, which has also won and been nominated for some Oscar's.

Walk the Line. This movie tells the epic story of Johnny Cash, played by Joaquin Phoenix,  and his journey to becoming a music phenomenon as well as falling from that fame and again rising to the top. The movie also includes a side plot of his love story with the one and only June Carter, played beautifully by Reese Witherspoon. 

A very interesting fact about this movie, is that Phoenix and Witherspoon recorded all of their own original covers of the Cash and Carter songs for the film. Both actors, neither of whom had ever sung before, questioned their abilities to perform the task. However, they rocked it. Witherspoon won the Oscar for Best Female Performance in a Leading Role. And whether or not you agree with me on that fact, I may be biased by my love for Johnny Cash and love stories that last a lifetime, here are some what other people thought:

IMDB (International Movie Data Base, if you've been living under a rock) gave it a 7.9 out of 10, pretty good if you ask me.

Rotten Tomatoes gave it an 82%- saying that the movie's "superior acting and authentic crooning capture the emotional subtleties of the legend of Johnny Cash and his inevitable downfall with a freshness that is a pleasure to watch."

If you haven't seen the movie, take a look at the trailer and decide for yourself, whether or not you think it is worth it to watch.

One of the best things I like about this movie is that is just feels so warm and homey. All of the colors and costumes are inviting, and you feel like you right next door from Johnny Cash sitting on the porch playing his guitar. This movie is inviting and inspiring and it makes you feel like even if you fail at something, or make a wreck of your life, you can always turn around and fix it.

So curl up with some cocoa and pop in Walk the Line. You only have about 56 hours until the Oscars, so you might as well spend it doing something productive; and hot cocoa is always productive.

Oscar Fever

With the Oscar’s only days away—literally 10 days, can you feel it?—I’m going to give you some insight into the movies that I have seen that are nominated for roles.

First off, I want to discuss The Fighter, and why I think that Mark Wahlberg didn’t get a nomination for Best Actor when three of his costars (Melissa Leo, Christian Bale and Amy Adams) were all nominated for their performances. It is my belief that Mark Wahlberg had the best intentions when approaching his character in the movie; however, unlike the other three actors which I previously mentioned (hopefully you were paying attention), he didn’t take his acting to a deeper level. He embodied on the surface what it meant to be Micky Ward. He was physically fit after training for months, he executed the timid and shyness of the character, but he did not embody what it meant to be Micky Ward. It seemed to me that he did not discover for himself where that shyness came from and that is what made is performance ineffective. Wahlberg didn’t know for himself where his actions were driven from and therefore the audience couldn’t discover where his actions were coming from.

Adams, Bale and Leo were so deeply committed to their roles and their characters that their performances deeply impacted and affected the audiences who went to see the movie. Their motivations, actions and intentions were all genuinely cultivated within themselves, making their performances truth.

When you contrast Wahlberg’s performance to that of Colin Firth’s in The King’s Speech the difference is extraordinary. (By the way, Firth just recieved a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, obviously the most important tell of achievement in Hollywood) In Firth’s interview on Inside the Actor’s Studio, which comes in four parts, he recounts his process of undertaking the role of King George. Firth didn’t try to mimic the physical stutter of the King, yet he discovered for himself where the stutter psychologically came from. He recoutns lines from Beckett "I can't go on; I must go on; I'll go on," this is the process that Firth believes King George went through when he had to overcome the dreadful silences he was led to by his stutter. Firth dissected the actions of the king and generated genuine feelings when preparing for the role that came out onscreen and led him to be nominated for Best Actor, an award which I believe he will win.

There are so many categories that I have absolutely no idea who will win, there are just too many good candidates (which I guess is a great problem to have). Two of the Oscar’s that I am most looking forward to are for Directing and Best Writing in an Original Screenplay.

There were just so many good nominees this year. You can check out the list of nominees, if you haven’t already, which I really hope you have, here. Once the award show has been broadcast, on February 27^th (please tell me you’ve already written this date in your calendar), I will take a look back at the winners and try to offer a little insight, because I know you all are dying for a path into my brain.

Until next time, grab an umbrella because it has been dreadfully rainy here the past couple of days.  



Soul mate, where are you?

The search to find your soul mate, isn’t easy, especially if it is your social bookmarking soul mate. How am I supposed to find another human being that not only wants to talk about the same things that I do, but actually writes about them AND bookmarks his websites. This is a tough feat to accomplish. I have spent the day searching and while I have come up with a few contenders, I haven’t felt love at first site just quite yet. However, as it usually occurs in life, there is that one person who I think is the one because he is almost everything that I think that I want in a soul mate (that is until my actual soul mate comes along), but for now he will do.

Meet Rocky Blizzard, yes I know, it was the name that drew me in too. Rocky Blizzard is interested in all types of movies, big releases, independent films, documentaries; and not just the films themselves either. Like me, he is interested what makes these films so compelling, or in some cases, so horrible. He even has some interests in theatre, not as much as I do, but you have to compromise a little right?

One major downfall of Rocky Blizzard however, is that I’m not really sure if he exists anymore. He bookmarked so frequently in 2008, tagging sites left after right and categorizing them in a flash. He would book mark stuff every couple of days and definitely have at least 10 posts a week. However, on that fateful day, November 9, 2008, Rocky marked his last site. What happened to him will never be known. Maybe he just went on vacation to the Bahamas and never returned because he got sucked into the Bermuda triangle.

Before his fateful departure from social networking world, Rocky had a pretty good system of organization to set up his bookmarks. He had almost 600 tags, 599 to be exact, that he used to categorize many different web pages. The more tags that applied to the page, the more he would apply. I can just tell he was a man of great detail.

Because all of his posts are from 2008 and before (I’m beginning to think we should break up), I unfortunately cannot use many of his bookmarked pages. I am more into contemporary entertainment, as in stuff that is currently happening. If you guys want a little bit of back story on Avatar or other film franchises that began a few years back such as “Transformers” or “Pirates of the Caribbean,” then definitely check out Blizzard’s bookmarks because you will find some very interesting stuff.

My two favorite bookmarks he has are a link to James Cameron talking about the Terminator franchise and one about a star from Slumdog millionaire.

Until next time, I will keep searching in the quest for my true Social bookmarking soul mate; it doesn’t seem that Rocky Blizzard and I are going to make it.

A Theatre Blog with an Attitude

One of the biggest parts of blogging, is reading other people's blogs. Since you all are so enthusiastically interested in my blog, I thought I would share with you another blogger who writes some pretty good stuff about theatre. In this blog called “Everything I Know I Learned From Musicals,” you would think the author would be a sassy gay man in his mid-thirties cracking jokes on every line about how good the lead Spiderman actor looked in his tight super hero costume. Instead, this blogger takes on a more distinguished tone, more informed if you will. The blogger who writes this blog is definitely a teacher, a serious academic who prides himself in knowing more about the Broadway scene than any other person in America. And while he is very knowledgeable and offers some pretty good insight into shows on the Great White Way, sometimes his tone is a little condescending towards theatre. Don't get me wrong, he has some interesting things to say; but hey, I love theatre so when anyone bashes it, I get a little hurt. Hooked yet? Keep on reading to see what I mean.

I think his condescension towards theatre comes from his great experience in the theatre industry. For instance, in is post titled “The Worst Musicals of 2010,” he repeatedly mentions how he is in numerous elite Theatre crowds. Example number one: “As a newly appointed member of the Outer Critics Circle,” and example number two: “This year, I’m a reader for the O’Neill’s Annual National Music Theatre Conference.” So obviously he knows a lot about Broadway and what is going on in the theatre community, and that means we should take him seriously right? I'm not really sure, but it does get a little harsh on some of the shows that are on the Great White Way right now.  

Maybe I’m not being fair, maybe I am now being a little too harsh, after all he is talking about the worst shows on Broadway in this post. But I just think that there are ways to review and critique musicals without being so negative about it. Am I right?

One of his most recent posts, a review of Baby it's You on Broadway, starts out so negatively, I didn't even want to continue reading; but of course I did, because I am feeling a little masochistic today. In this post about the musical, which is about the all-women soul group The Shirelles, He starts this post out with: "I can't be bothered to write a lead for this review. Perhaps if the authors had bothered to write a show, I might be so inclined." Ouch. Now to be fair, I have not seen this show, but according to Brian it "is a lazy, amateurish embarrassment of a production disguising itself as yet another cynical dose of jukebox." Double ouch. He calls it "Jersey Boys without estrogen. And without balls." Which I have to admit, is pretty freaking funny, but it's a little mean. As I kept reading, I kept hoping for a small light of good, but I found nothing. It honestly good be that this show was complete crap, and maybe I'm a little bit of an optimist, but there had to be SOMETHING that was worth applauding at least a little; I mean Brian did stay to watch the entire show so there had to be something that was keeping him in the seat.

If there was something, I don't know what it was, because he says that "the story doesn't build," "I got so bored with the second act, that I had to keep checking the Playbill to see how many songs were left," "the dialogue is of the uninspired sitcom variety," and "[the producers] should be sued for defamation of character." Wow, what a jolly good time that show must be. Now I don't know about you, maybe it's reverse psychology, but I kind of want to go see the show just to prove Brian wrong, just to find something about this show that is awesome. Who's with me?!

However his negativity continues from his post about Baby it's You and  “The Worst Musicals of 2010,” and spreads over to some of his other posts as well, go figure. In his post titled “Review: Fela “Live” From the National Theatre,” (a show which was nominated for Tony award for Best Musical as well as 10 others), he repeatedly talks about how bad he thinks it was and how he was so surprised that he actually got into it. He even recalls an annoyance he usually feels when attending shows with a rowdy crowd: “I started to get caught up in the proceedings, partly due to an African American woman behind me who regularly vocalized her opinions and approval. Normally that sort of thing would irk me to no end, but somehow the jubilant nature of her participation became infectious.” This guy seems like someone who needs to be infected with jubilation a little more often if you ask me.

He constantly uses words that show the reader how educated he is and how well versed he is in the vocabulary of the theatre world. Phrases like, “to help acclimate intrepid theatergoers,” “Musicals don’t get an ‘A’ for effort,” "it was just a 90-minute morass of undifferentiated people and meaningless dance,” and “admittedly ambitious but ultimately frustrating attempt at exploring and illumination the dynamic of art and war.” As I do agree with some of the comments he makes about the “bad” theatre shows happening on Broadway, there is no reason to completely demean the art of theatre. At the end of the day, the theatre-lover community is small, and we have got to stick together. I kind of wish that he would offer a few suggestions on how these shows could have been better, or what he would have changed. After all, what good is complaining if you don't have a resolution? You want your readers to love you and to keep coming back to your blog over and over again. That's why you're all here right, because you love my wit and charm. I fear that his dialogue and demeanor may be pushing some people away, and hey, I'm just trying to help the guy out!

With all of this being said, I am still going to continue reading his blog, maybe just because I want to inflict torture on myself by listening to the theatre genre be bullied by his writing or just see what sort of cynical quote will come out of his typing next. If you’re at all interested, I suggest you check him out, at the very least it will  make you want to go be nice to a homeless person or something. Until next time, go eat a cupcake, they're quite yummy nowadays.

Profile on a Fellow Blogger

Have you ever read something and thought, "Damn, that person is a genius"? Did it happen to you when you read my first post? Well, one blog that I have recently become interested in, not only because of his genius but his thoughts regardless, is blogger Ryan Dunn’s film review blog entitled Brian’s Film Review Blog (he is very original). Check it out here . A reason why I am drawn to this blog is that he doesn’t just write about up and coming movies, he also reviews movies that have come out in the past, such as Rosemary’s baby and other cult classics, with a couple reviews of documentaries thrown in.

He talks about films that wouldn’t have necessarily been in the public eye normally. Every few days you can find an in-depth analysis of the script and overall presentation of the film. Because he is older, he provides insight into the history of the movies and where they have come from, some necessary stuff when talking about film (except I don't talk about any of that usually, oops). One of the most interesting blog posts that Brian has put up recently is his review of True Grit. While he does give an overall view of True Grit, he makes an interesting analysis that it is nothing like the older movie, also un-coincidentally titled True Grit. This is true, due to the fact that the Coen Brothers version is based more closely on the book than the original movie, which didn’t have a strong likeness to the book.

Brian also offers up a rating system which he posts at the beginning of each post, making it easy for the reader to determine what he thought of each film right at the start of the post.

Brian reviews all different types of movies from genres across the board, giving his blog the ability to please a widespread audience. He reviews the movies like a pro and gives insight that different viewers might want to read before seeing any film. Unfortunately however, I don't think Brian gets many readers, because I couldn't find his rank on technorati.com (it's OK Brian, I'm still reading your blog.)

I am a little curious as to what Brian does for a day job; he doesn't mention being involved in the industry on his blog, but he may for all of the interesting insights that he ahas to offer.

My blog will be a little different than Brian’s; I plan to address the aesthetic elements in my reviews as well as the overall plot and acting performance of the characters in the films. The visual aspect of a film is so important and I think that it often goes unnoticed; I intend to bring light to this often cast aside aspect of the film industry. So much goes into lighting, costume and set design in the movie industry and I think that audiences should be more aware of it.

But, I fully intend to use Brian's blog as a reference to some older movies and just to see what his thoughts are on stuff that has just come out; it is my opinion that you can always use another opinion. His history and cultural aspects linked to the masterful aesthetic insight that I plan to contribute to the blogosphere will blow your mind, let's hope. In his post on Pinocchio, he comments on the advances made in animation and how Pinocchio still holds its ground as an iconic movie even though it was made in the 1940’s. Pretty crazy stuff if you ask me.

 Brian has reviewed hundreds of films in the past, so if there is something you are just dying to read about, bump over to his blog and check to see if he has some words on it. Until next time, go watch some trashy reality TV.

Sup world?

 Bradley Cooper, what a stud right?! I could literally probably just stare at him for hours, or talk about him for hours for that matter. But I won't, I mean if you really want me to, just post a comment and I'll give you some amazing insights; but until someone asks I'm going to talk about something entirely different. Well, kind of. Welcome to my blog peeps! This is definitely going to be the most intellectual and insightful look that you have ever read into the world of entertainment. For instance, did you know that Bradley Cooper is much more than a pretty boy? He graduated from Georgetown University, is fluent in French and is an excellent cook. Ok, so maybe it's not the most intellectual, but it is going to be pretty darn insightful. 

This blog, this creation of mine, is going to be about everything Entertainment, you name it, I'll be writing about it (but almost literally, if you name something that you want me to write about, I will write about it). Theatre, movies, television, award shows, you name it; if it is entertaining, I'm  open to talking about it. You may be thinking that I have no writing direction and that I am a babbling looney-toon, but I tell you that I am not! I have legitimate insightful things to say. For example, did you know that the majority of films these days are remakes or reworkings of original pieces that have been crafted from books or plays. (You actually may have known that) But I bet that you didn't know that Toto in the Wizard of Oz was paid a higher weekly wage than Judy Garland now did yah?!? Just a little fun fact. 

 OK, but in all seriousness, I'm not just going to be spitting out facts.  I really want to show to you all that the world of entertainment is more than just a superficial world that has no meaning in academic life. I am going to open your eyes to the genius things going on in the entertainment industry and try to change the popular opinion of what entertainment really is. Entertainment is not just a form of release for stress and a forum for an opportunity for fun, it is a venue for communication and education in our society. We learn so many things about ourselves, our community and each other but what we choose to watch and what is presented to us on TV, (see I'm totally smart.)

Because film and other media are so prevalent in our society, (I mean hey, you are reading a blog right now, the world is a changin’) I think it is really important for our views and opinions of the media to change. It is no longer just a mindless escape from our real lives, nor has it ever really been. Media is the one constant thing in our world that connects us all. It provides means for information of all sorts to be shared across continents, between doctors, lawyers, politicians and academics. Yet somehow, the world of entertainment is still looked down upon as something that isn’t serious (take Jersey Shore and Real Housewives of New Jersey for example- where did these people come from?!?). Our world today, our intellectual, academic, genius of a world, wouldn’t be possible without entertainment, including film.

By discussing and breaking down the aesthetic and other elements of films in our present culture, I will show you all that the film industry is a very complex and complicated industry that takes countless hours of diligent work to create the masterpieces that we see on screen. We as a culture, even as a world are so in touch with technology, media and entertainment. Because of this, we need to start thinking about it in a more intellectual way. The films and theatre shows that we see on a weekly, monthly, or whenever basis teach us so much about who we are as a culture and what our world is becoming.



So sit back, relax and grab a hot dog if you must. I promise this blog is going to be entertaining and one of the best pieces of literature that you have ever read (OK maybe not, but it’ll still be good).